Just Me

skype interviews are the worst idea. I would feel so much more comfortable if I were supposed to get a phone call than this Skype thing on which I have 0 contacts.

I’m going to vomit I’m supposed to have  a skype interview right now and I don’t know the contact information of who I’m contacting and they haven’t contacted me… If this job interview is ruined over this I’m going to be so sick.

I fucking hate myself. 

Today was motivation enough to finish my job apps like I need to find a good teaching job.

I was supposed to stay at school for this event but depressed me wanted to sit in my box of an apartment instead so I left school 

Trying to work on a job app and my neighbors are so loud I cannot focus. UHG

10:38 p.m. and I’m pretty sure I have a fever. Please go away fever, I need to be at school this week. 

Spent $45 dollars on alcohol last night, in addition to the drinks bought for me, and the fifth that I killed when I got back. 

Yet when I woke up today I wasn’t sick from a hangover. No I was sick from actually being sick…

And that is worse than if I had just had a hangover like c’mon.

Fam hitting me with the hard questions today like “What are some of your favorite meals” like idk I don’t even cook for myself anymore.

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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

Imagine being a teacher and coming across one of these names and completely butchering it and the student actually gets pissed… Like sorry Heather is easier to pronounce than Oin Oogok or Meiaghann (which totally doesnt follow phonics what)

(via cloud-90)

I made a joke and nobody laughed at it how can I get 3rd graders to appreciate my jokes if my peers won’t uhg

I did have a great workout today like woah usually I lose energy by the end of biking but as I went on I seemed to be able to find motivation to continue and do better and make it through the set workout without cheating (like I kinda had in the beginning) so like I’m probably gonna work out a lot more now cause MOTIVATION needs to come from somewhere.

Wow like if I could stop letting depression/anxiety ruin my life that would be great.