January 2011
I am having a "party." None of my guests have...
FOREVER ALONE
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Am I the only one who believes that your attitude...
Everybody on facebook is like “Oh 2010 sucked, I hate you.” It’s like, going into a New Year with that attitude will make your year suck as well?? Opinions?
Dec 31st
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Skin disease...
So this ‘mystery rash.’ My sister is a nurse at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee, so I asked her to look at my rash… I have this skin disease caused by a new chemical, which would have been caused by new perfume, new laundry detergent, new soap(in this case, the soap), etc.  So basically, I have to go back to my old soap, if they carry it any more, and I have to put some...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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OMG guys, I went driving to Whitts barbecue with...
And I was almost home when a police officer pulled behind me and I was like, “OMG MOM DO I PUT MY BLINKER ON HERE? THERE’S A POLICE OFFICER BEHIND ME!!” And she said “Police officer where?” and I almost drove off the road… actually happened a lot, me driving off the road… I haven’t driven in a while though, so I have an excuse.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
And my dog just went ballistics barking at a...
I thought squirrel hibernated??
Dec 30th
Hey guys, I had the worst dream everrr!!!
I woke up and got on Tumblr like I always do, but there was nobody posting anything because everybody decided to delete their tumblrs because they thought that they should “Get over it” and I was like, this isn’t like anybody I follow, so I personally sent messages to everybody I had followed telling them they were idiots and needed to get their butts back to tumblr because it...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
A Secret Worth Keeping: So, we went to Subway, my... →
meowimacat: meowimacat: And the guy behind us in line looked really pissed because my sister and I were ordering for our parents as well… When he starts ordering, he has a weird accent, and my sister goes “he’s an Aussie!!” when we leave Subway… I’m still wondering if he lives here or if… Did not stalk, he threw his sandwich in his truck and walked into another store… Not sure...
Dec 30th
Things I have never felt like
24storyloveaffair: a plastic bag a G6 P Diddy
Dec 30th
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I clicked everybody's three words links. 1/4...
And I had some good stuff too.
Dec 30th
So, we went to Subway, my sister and I...
meowimacat: And the guy behind us in line looked really pissed because my sister and I were ordering for our parents as well… When he starts ordering, he has a weird accent, and my sister goes “he’s an Aussie!!” when we leave Subway… I’m still wondering if he lives here or if he’s visiting. His car had county tags… You watched him go to his car? @.@ Andy, we came out at the same time, I turned...
Dec 30th
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The news Sports reporter was interviewing a Preds...
When asked if he likes Nashville, he said “I wasn’t expecting it to get this cold. It’s nice… nice small community.” Then something about southern hospitality. Yeah, sorry. Don’t know the dude’s name.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
So I'm watching AVPM right?
And my dad walks through the room as Voldemort says “Voldemort out, bitches.” and my dad looks at me and just stares.  Oopsies. :)
Dec 30th
So, we went to Subway, my sister and I...
And the guy behind us in line looked really pissed because my sister and I were ordering for our parents as well… When he starts ordering, he has a weird accent, and my sister goes “he’s an Aussie!!” when we leave Subway… I’m still wondering if he lives here or if he’s visiting. His car had county tags…
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Plumber got here…. Again. ‘nuff said. My house smells like a septic tank. Yuck.
Dec 30th
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My mo had us put up another Christmas tree today.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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So normally I get annoyed when mom is like "Go get...
If you follow me on twitter, you probably saw my tweet about a family of Brits in the dressing room. The poor lady couldn’t figure out the sizes. I would have helped, but she was getting them for her daughter, and I never saw how large/small her daughter was. But she was like  “I got a 15 and a 17, but I’m not sure how they’ll fit. I guess the size doesn’t matter,...
Dec 29th
So my mom logged into facebook this morning,
Know how I know? She commented on my status. BRB deleting.
Dec 29th
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Andy doesn't like her dad's family.
Andy: lol....it is....they shouldn't make me dislike them
Mattie: what do they do?
Andy: my father's family doesn't like my mom and always ask me why I don't want to live with my father....so it annoys me
Mattie: HAHAHA just be like, "women understand women better than men, if I'm having my period and I need tampons, but I don't feel like getting them, I can't ask him to go get them!!"
Andy: lol no I'll be like "the person I am now is because of my mother and not my father and for you to keep asking me such stupid questions is very disrespectful! so please shut up ^.^ "
Mattie: (: I like mine better
Andy: lol no...I wouldn't say shut up because mommy wouldn't approve
but I have had him buy me tampons
XD
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Another unpopular opinion
nerdincheckeredglasses: oliverwoodisabamf: I hated Avatar. I feel like they used special effects and 3D to cover up a shitty movie. I thought this was a popular opinion? right, I never finished it, I fell asleep. It was horrible and just went on forever… and I never understood the point. Maybe because I fell asleep.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
I changed something, if you can tell me, you win a... →
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
happynewyearyousluts: nueve-: i hate life i’m addicted to the internet ::( what kind of smiley is that? an alien one or what ignoring what yasmin said about the smiley, it saddens me to see somebody hates life because he/she (sorry, not sure because I don’t follow you nor do I know you) is addicted to the internet. If it makes you hate life, then why not leave? Or maybe ask us to...
Dec 29th
I went to Sarah's house to take a shower.
Ended up staying for like two freaking hours. My invisible rash has spread up my ears now… This mystery rash is very odd.
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Dec 29th
I am possibly the most stupid person to ever walk...
Made me some hot chocolate right? I set it aside for five minutes and decide it’s cool enough to take a huge mouth full. I can’t really talk now… My tongue burns really bad.
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Dec 29th
Sand Scultpure thingies. →
(:
Dec 29th
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I ate so much ice cream from McDonalds before...
I could only eat one piece of pizza, so my mom said “From all that ice cream.” And I said “Well, if I die this evening, you’ll know I died with my final wish of having ice cream.”
Dec 29th
We have an idea of where the football players are...
Hint: Gaylord Opryland Hotel is a sponsor.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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