liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

If you’re going to a friends house, I feel like you can figure out where the cups are. And the sink.

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posted 4 minutes ago (© squidwurd)

What the actual fuck stop beating on the wall!!!!!

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posted 9 hours ago
faultinourstarsmovie:

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faultinourstarsmovie:

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posted 10 hours ago (© faultinourstarsmovie)

My worst idea of the semester- deciding to stay up until 1:30 am writing a paper when I had to wake up at 6 today. The worst part is that when I laid back down I couldn’t for the life of me fall asleep. So here I am extremely tired. And about to go to my last day of practicum.

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posted 17 hours ago

Anytime I see the scene where Hans pretends he’s gonna kiss Anna I expect him to be like “haha motherfucker” in the most apathetic tone ever. And when he doesn’t I crack up and realize it’s a kids movie what am I doing with my life.

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posted 2 days ago

And now that fact that I do not know cursive handwriting is apparent. I signed my name in print. Haha oh goodness

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posted 2 days ago

Writing a letter to my corresponding teacher about how much I appreciate being able to spend time in her classroom. I should have written larger because I’ve filled only half the card and I’ve said all I had to say. Oops. Can’t play this one off with a picture!

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posted 2 days ago

Quiet hours does not mean going into the hall to sing and have your obnoxiously loud conversations. It means stay in your room. And if your roommate has a problem with it then go to the lobby or the study room. Kthanks.

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posted 2 days ago

My skin is breaking out on my face but more importantly it’s also on my back, stomach, knees, general leg area. This is not okay I cannot wear shorts with this! And I cannot wear my favorite summertime shirts either!

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posted 3 days ago

This guy I’ve been talking to sent me something really sweet and a) I’m nervous it wasn’t meant for me. And b) I don’t know how to respond! Me + boys = (_____)

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posted 3 days ago

Laaaa

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posted 5 days ago

I wish I had a dollar so I could get a soda from the soda machine.

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posted 6 days ago
One of my “twins” is a SigEp so naturally these are his. I will get my own! My female “twin” is making these, and she’s the bomb. I’m just so excited!

One of my “twins” is a SigEp so naturally these are his. I will get my own! My female “twin” is making these, and she’s the bomb. I’m just so excited!

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posted 6 days ago

I would like to say that I’m getting batman letters.

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posted 6 days ago

Hi my name is Mattie. I'm 19 years old and I am in college currently. Just trying to have fun! cat(s) meowing